I am 37% sure there is a ghost in my apartment.
I know what you’re thinking, Dear Reader. 37% doesn’t sound THAT sure but trust me, that is about as confident I get.
The ghost seems friendly enough: A dark figure seen from the corner of my eye, a weird prickling down my neck that doesn’t feel sinister – just off, and that stubbornly persistent old man smell that has permeated my apartment for the last two years and definitely does not come from me.
Compiling information from this overwhelming evidence I can only conclude that the ghost is that of a fairly nice old man who likes to hang out by my kitchen.
Or perhaps an overactive imagination, but that doesn’t seem nearly as likely.
No. It’s definitely a ghost.
I am 37% sure which is basically positive.