You’re a dirty rotten liar.
Adding Jell-O Powder to my icing did not act as an awesome substitute for food colouring. No, it definitely did not. Instead I was left with a grainy and disgusting sugary mess that jump-starts diabetes and hurt my teeth from sheer sweetness. To add insult to injury, my Berry Blue Jell-O powder turned my icing green! I needed blue! Blue, gosh darn it!
Also, putting a marshmallow on my cupcake for the last minute of baking did not give me a fluffy and tasty treat. Instead it hardened into a teeth cracking crystalized mess.
(And those were the successful ones! Don’t even get me started on the mess the rest of those exploding marshmallows caused!)
And as for your DIY crayon art suggestions? I’m pretty sure mine was *this close* to catching fire and, even though my house was blissfully not burned down, my canvas still just looked like a melted brown sludge of wax.
No, that doesn’t sound very pretty. Thank you for noticing.
Really? You’re going to try and blame User Error?
I hate you.
PS. Despite my current hatred for you I will still continue to Pin away my spare hours. A love this strong doesn’t disappear after a few bitter memories.